Tuesday, January 15, 2019

Users on /r/Politics hate CounterPunch

Lately I've been posting CounterPunch articles on /r/Politics.  I do it mainly to see people's responses.


Last year, the Washington Post published an article revealing that a freelance journalist named "Alice Donovan" was, in fact, a Russian troll.  "Alice" had submitted politically divisive articles to publications like CounterPunch.org, VeteransToday.com, and WeAreChange.org.  As a result, whenever I share a CounterPunch article on /r/Politics, there are people in the comments section deriding the website as Russian propaganda.  Here are some typical responses:
"Russian propogandist site. Don't click."
"MoscowPunch.  Downvote." 
"Garbage propaganda." 
"This is a Kremlin crony source. Don't trust it." 
"Just like /r/politics to upvote literal Kremlin disinfo rags."
"Russian Troll Factory.  Downvote" 
"KremlinPunch, that's a downvote." 
"I would not trust this article, whatsoever. Propaganda and misinformation."  
Some commenters would copy-and-paste the section about "Alice Donovan" from CounterPunch's Wikipedia page.  Other commenters would copy-and-paste the opening section from the aforementioned Washington Post article, which mentions "Alice Donovan" and CounterPunch.

The oddest response I received was from a commenter named /u/LumpyUnderpass, who said:
What is this source, why is it being inorganically upvoted, and why is it whitelisted?
When /u/LumpyUnderpass wrote that comment, the thread was sitting at zero upvotes.  So, if anything, it was being inorganically downvoted.  Also, when a commenter on /r/Politics says: 'Why is this site whitelisted?' it's usually in response to some right-wing publication like Breitbart or  DailyCaller.  It's the type of question you ask after you've already formed an opinion about a website.  So it doesn't make sense that /u/LumpyUnderpass would ask "Why is it whitelisted" and, in the same breath, ask "What is this source?"  It's like he took three possible default responses and combined them into one Frankenstein comment.   

None of the commenters directly accused the editors of CounterPunchJeffrey St. Clair and Joshua Frankof being Russian propagandists.  Nor did the commenters call out any of the authors whose bylines appeared on the articles.  (Heck, one of the articles that I submitted was written by Jesse Jackson, so it would've been a bold strategy to accuse him of being a Russian stooge!)  Instead, most of the rhetoric focused on the publication itself.

In total, I submitted ten CounterPunch articles over the course of ten days.  I'll have to cut back on that frequency, because by the end of the streak some commenters were suggesting I was a Russian troll.  User /u/TwilitSky wrote this comment, which got 17 upvotes:
For anyone wondering, the time in St. Petersburg Russia is 9:04 AM which just happens to be 4 minutes after this compromised shitsource was posted.
There's a thin line between doing something to see the reaction, and doing something to get a reaction.  I don't participate much in the comments on /r/Politics, and so people might wonder why I was making these threads.  If I share another CounterPunch link in /r/Politics, I'll have to choose an article that I'm willing to defend in the comments section.  Maybe that will affect the dynamic.   

Sunday, January 13, 2019

The hardest Idiotest question ever

Idiotest was a show that aired on the Game Show Network from 2014 to 2017.  Two teams would compete to answer a series of brain puzzles presented on a touch screen, and the winning team played a final round for a chance at $10,000.

Most of the challenges on Idiotest were based on wordplay or visual cues.  For example, here's a puzzle that asks you to spot what doesn't belong in a bowl of Alphabet Soup.  The answer is the "4."


During the first few episodes of Idiotest, the final round had a difficult format.  The winning pair were given a total of 60 seconds to answer five questions.  If, at any point, they touched the wrong answer on their touch screen, they received a 5-second penalty.

Here's a question from the final round of episode 2:


That is, without a doubt, the toughest puzzles I ever saw on Idiotest.  The contestants were asked to "touch the total number of hearts" but what you probably wouldn't notice is there are two hearts camouflaged as spades in the top-left corner.  Who the fuck would ever notice those two hearts?  And this was just the second question!  Thomas and Kente wound up amassing too many 5-second penalties, and they ran out of time.  When the host, Ben Glieb, explained why the correct answer was 17, it took me a while to figure what the heck he referring to with regards to the two extra hearts.

I haven't seen black men given a question this tricky since those Literacy Tests in the 1960s!


Actually, that would be a pretty good idea for a game show:  LiteracyTest!  And the questions are always rigged against the black contestants.

Saturday, January 12, 2019

/u/PKCockSuck has been suspended

Earlier this week, Vice debunked a fake photo of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez that was floating around the internet.  The image had gained attention on the /r/Drama subreddit, where it received over 200 upvotes.  As I read the Vice article, I couldn't help but notice that they didn't identify the Redditor who shared the image.  They simply said:
On Sunday, someone posted a photo of a woman’s legs and feet in a bathtub on one of Reddit’s most popular forums, r/Drama.
I wanted to know who that "someone" was.  Were they a right-wing provocateur?  A conspiracy theorist?  A troll?  Or were they just an idiot?  I went to the /r/Drama thread in question and saw the OP's name was:  /u/PKCockSuck.  When I clicked his profile, I learned /u/PKCockSuck had been suspended by the Reddit admins!

Alas, poor PKCockSuck
I then visited RedditSearch.io and looked up PKCockSuck's posting history.  In total, PKCockSuck made four posts on Reddit:

1.  A post in /r/Drama, titled: "A mayo gives his unpopular opinion on da joos."

2.  A post in /r/Drama, titled:  "'chapo users are pedophiles' It's over for Chapocells."

3.  A post in /r/Drama, titled: "MOMMY'S TITTIES ON THE FAUCET."

4.  A post in /r/Drama, titled: "It’s OVER for centristcells."

Three of PKCockSuck's posts consisted of links to other discussions on Reddit.  The fourth post, of course, was the hoax image.  PKCockSuck also wrote 19 comments on Reddit.  I'm just going to copy-and-paste them below in chronological order: 

1.  "You're confusing me with Oingo Boingo"

2.  "It's horrible spyware"

3.  "Holy fuck, am I famous yet?"

4.  "One of my favorite parts about this is they said "someone posted" instead of my username because they don't want to run the username /u/PKCockSuck"

5.  "The issue is when the mandatory curriculum requires things that are impractical in anything but very specialized fields. "

6.  "Can't believe the news cycle is covering someone debunking a shitpost I made"

7.  "Based"

8. "  'posted to /r/gamerghazi'  Hmmmm"

9.  "I have never had to use anything I learned in precalc. All practical trig I learned in geometry"

10.  ""I posted the fake nude as a shitpost. I like OAC and her dancing. Mommy material"

11. "You're welcome"

12. "Fuck off chapocell"

13. "Imagine wanting to live a peaceful life in your island nation when a bunch of fruit merchants start getting saucy"

14. "You mean Max Stirner"

15. "Kingdom come deliverance actually got into hot water over this, but there's no proof of people of African descent living in Bohemia during the reign of Charles IV"

16. "Wasn't an attack. I love her"

17. "Hype for people to paint me as an incel who wants to smear AOC when I was just admiring our mommy"

18. "Why is incest porn so popular now"

19. "You implying conspiracy?"

Overall, I don't think the posting history is too revealing.  PKCockSuck mainly just sounded proud of having his "shitpost" go viral.

Friday, January 11, 2019

Jacob Wohl gets BTFO

Yesterday, Jacob Wohl tweeted:
Sources saying Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg will resign tomorrow
It's 11:25 PM right now, and there's been no news to indicate Ruth Bader Ginsburg has resigned.  So I'm gonna call it:  Wohl's sources were WRONG!  Which begs the question:  Who were Jacob Wohl's sources?  I think that if you quote "sources," and those sources turn out to be wrong, then you have a moral obligation to burn those sources.  If you were just referring to someone else's sources, then you should make that clear as well!  Jacob Wohl later deleted his tweet (like a coward).  During the day, he wrote a couple other tweets about RBG, saying stuff like:
How can we have any confidence in Ruth Bader Ginsburg's rulings when she's absent for oral arguments? Can we have any confidence that she's even the one rendering the decisions?  
She should retire with grace and dignity.

Which...you know...hey.  The guy is allowed to share his opinion.

Sebastian GorkaAKA The Gork Manalso tweeted yesterday about Ruth Bader Ginsburg's imminent(?) retirement:
The Gork Man was vague with his timing, so I can't really fault him yet.  Maybe RBG is preparing to step down.  Maybe she isn't.  Maybe plans will change.  At least The Gork Man didn't claim it would happen today.  That being said, I am curious who his sources are.  Are Sebastian Gorka's sources the same as Jacob Wohl's sources?  Do they have different sources?  I don't have sources to tell me who their sources are, so I can only wonder!

Thursday, January 10, 2019

LADailyPress.com and other Mr. Robot domains

I was watching Mr. Robot, and in one scene Angela is refreshing news websites to find any coverage about Terry Colby.  Her screen shows four URLs:

7QPartners.com
LADailyPress.com
Al-Jawahir-News.com
DEA-USJD.net


I tried visiting each website, but none worked.  (I was hoping to find an Easter Egg.)

I then looked up the WHOIS details for each site.  7QPartners.com and LADailyPress.com are both registered to the organization "NBCUniversal Media, LLC."  Al-Jawahir-News.com and DEA-USJD.net are both registered to the organization "Universal City Studios."

Sunday, January 6, 2019

BuzzFeedNews is banned on /r/News

Last month I tried sharing an article from BuzzFeedNews.com in /r/News.  The post didn't appear in the new queue, which if often an indication a domain has been banned.  I checked to see how many times an article from BuzzFeedNews.com has ever appeared in /r/News, and the answer is.....zero.



I went to Redditsearch.io and looked for times when someone tried to submit an article from BuzzFeedNews.com in /r/News.  There were dozens of examples from the past month alone.  All of the posts were still sitting at 1 or 2 upvotes.  There were no flairs or comments on any of the posts, either.  That's a pretty clear sign the threads are being removed by an automoderator bot:

Saturday, January 5, 2019

Cap ain't answering

Early in Avengers: Infinity War, the camera shows a closeup of Tony's flip-phone, and you can see that Captain America's phone number is: 678-136-7092.


I tried calling that phone number, but got a message saying:  "Your call cannot be completed as dialed.  Please check the number and dial again."  Lame. 

Thursday, January 3, 2019

Styxhexenhammer666 and the mystery of David Hogg's age

Recently, Styxhexenhammer666 made a video about David Hogg getting accepted to Harvard.  And there was something odd about the start of his video. 

Here's my transcript:   
Alright everyone, unfortunately time to make another video about David Hogg.  See now he's like 20 now so you can actually use his name.  Before for some reason you'd actually get, like, de-platformed if you criticized him before, it's rather funny.  I think he took a year off, right, before going to college, and so he's older.  I think for some reason he turned 19 when he was still in high school or something, which is--I don't know what's going on.



The line about David Hogg being 20 years old caught my attention, so I took three seconds to Google "David Hogg" + "age" and this was the first thing I saw:



So David Hogg is 18 years old, and he was the normal age for a senior in high school.  He won't be 19 for another three months.  Which begs the question:  Why did Styxhexenhammer666 think the guy was 20?

Beneath his YouTube video, Styxhexenhammer666 linked an article from The Hill about David Hogg getting accepted to Harvard, and that article contains this paragraph:
After the shooting, the 18-year-old and his fellow classmates reignited the debate around gun control, launching a youth movement surrounding the issue. The group helped to organize the “March for Our Lives” rally in Washington, D.C., that attracted thousands of anti-gun violence protests earlier this year.
The article is kind of vague about when Hogg turned 18 years old; I could see how somebody might read it and assume Hogg was 18 at the time of the shooting.  But even so, that still wouldn't make him 20 years old today.